doing my wifely duties

taylor loses his keys and or wallet at least weekly.

I used to help him find his missing items, but now I let him complain for at least a week before I start looking.
Here's why:
  I always find his keys/wallet/missing items within five minutes of searching.  You know what that means? that he didn't even look!

Then, I say, "Tay! You didn't even look!"
And he always says: "Well, kells, I knew you would find them in way less time than it would take me to find them.  Plus, I'm helping you practice mom-skills. You should be thanking me."

so, of course, per tradition, taylor's wallet has been missing for about 2 weeks.

last night he promised me "vast rewards" if I found his wallet.
he was starting to freak out a little bit because he needed his school ID card for his finals.
I started getting sympathetic when he told me that, and when he promised that he had searched multiple times already.
I said, "Tay, I'm going to help you.  But if I find it in less than five minutes--"
"You WON'T, kells.  I guarantee it. If you do, I promise you vast rewards.  Just please help me!"

guess how long it took me to find his wallet?

less than two minutes.
ohhh that boy.
and I haven't gotten those vast rewards yet...
taylor said I got them when I married him. ha

oh, p.s. add this to your christmas movie watch-list (even though it's not a christmas movie...):
Crazy Stupid Love
have you seen it?
taylor and I saw it for the first time about a month ago when we were in park city.
I've never laughed harder.
I saw it yesterday at Target when I was checking out.
Couldn't help myself.
Plus, I knew it would make my man happy.

ha! yep. we watched it last night.

Three days until this teacher is off for Christmas break!
Wahoo!