Dear Orem High School Sophomore

I am sorry. Truly, I am. You have a lot going on in your life right now. The excitement of a new school is beginning to fade as the workload begins to grow. The joy that comes with meeting new people is being overshadowed by solidification of friendships you have no part in. The realization that your new adventure is starting to look a lot like Jr. High. Then finally you have by now calculated despairingly that you have 10 more months before summer comes again - only to realize that you must repeat the entire rigmarole 2 more times until before graduating and moving on to an "adult" life.

If that were not enough, some of you have been unfortunate enough to have been assigned Mrs. Gilbert as a history teacher. While all the combined effort of circumstance beat you back to the brink of mediocrity Mrs. Gilbert throws this distraction at you:

She's hot. 

I know it is going to be difficult to focus, and I apologize. Try doing homework with that girl in the room. Impossible. Stay strong friends. 

     -The Apologetic Husband. 

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