I can't wait one day to have laser eye surgery.
Contacts are getting more and more annoying by the second.
This morning on my way to work, my contact fell out on the freeway.
I squinted with one eye the rest of the way to work,
as I swished the contact around in my mouth (so it wouldn't harden and dry)
Sometimes we contact-wearers have to resort to serious measures.
Contacts are a nuisance.
That is all.